YAY! i know it isnt that good, but whatever. dont you like the pic? i like how the effects turned out ^^ it looks all dreamy =) and i did it ! haha well it features keira knightley. she rocks. dont cha think? Well my eyes are super tired and i think im going to eat something now, but yeah. Well i'll tell you about my day!

Woke up (obvious) and ate raisin toast with margarine *yum* & a glass of milk. Then i think i went back in my room to finish off Does my head look big in this? By someone. Then i read a bit of The restaurant at the end of the universe by douglas adams. Its really good lol. lunch. ate banh canh? I hate that stuff.

After lunch we (Jennifer & I) played a bit on the xbox. Havent used the xbox in ages. And Catherine was doing My Little Pony on the comp. Then we all went outside and ran around and poked stuff with sticks and caught balls and dug in the dirt. Came back in, jumped on comp, watched HP #4 with dad, jennifer & catherine. Went showering.

Came back, ate banh canh AGAIN. And througout the day i finished off the layout bit by bit. And now its done =) i wanted to make a new URL but i cant be bothered right now. And now im going to type up another read from that book. Ciao <3

{edit} blah. i'll just type it up here & copy & paste later =)

DEEP MEANINGFUL QUESTIONS
> Who was the first person to look at a cow & say, 'I think i'l squeeze those dangly things, and drink whatever comes out?'
> Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there ...I'm gunna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt.' - LOL
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> Why is there a light in the fridge & not in the freezer?
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
> why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to lookg up there anyway?
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
> What do you call male ballerinas?
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? LOL XD
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? LOL
> Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
> Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of the Alphabet Soup?
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your arse?
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? - i had to read it twice to understand -_-
> Does pushing the lift button more than once make it arrive faster?

{/edit}

well went shopping yesterday night and for once we didnt go to the "new" bankstown centro. that place sucks >=P well we didnt go much anywhere. mum was in a bad mood. so i didnt get to go in dotti. =( well anyway i think we went to kmart first. boring. dad bought watchacallit. harry potter & goblet of fire.

uhh i cant remember much, but we went to eat maccas and i was lining up and there was these two lebanese guys behind me and an asian lady asked from behind them to the serving lady if her apple pie was ready, and the lady said no, so she went and waited again, and those jerks cracked up. and then they mimicked her and kept going "apple pie! apple pie!" and then one dickhead said "asians talk funny, and they look funny, everything about them is funny!" and the other loser said "good one bro!" and then they kept going apple pie apple pie so i turned around and i told them to shut up and the guys were like to me "dont tell us what to do little ASIAN girl" and then they mimicked my voice, except with a really strong accent and they kept going "shut up! shut up!" do i have a really strong accent?! f_cking racist jerks >=(

well after that i bought Napoleon Dynamite ^^ and its so good!

{edit} another little read from that book.

THINGS TO DO IN K-MART

1. Pick up condom packets and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks too go off at five-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilets.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code three in homeware' and see what happens.
5. Go to the serive desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-by.
6. Move a 'CAUTION -- WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in teh camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a shop assistant (if you can find one) asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling a large lbunt or sharp instrument ask t he shop assistant if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the shop suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. In the automotive department practise your Madonna-look using different-look funnels.
13. Hide in the clothes rack and when people browse through say, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again!'
15. Go into a fitting room and yell reall loud, 'We've run out of toilet paper in here!'

BUMPER STICKER HEAVEN.
> my boss is just like a nappy -- always on my arse & always full of shit. LOL
> Cats -- the other white meat.
> If you don't like the way i drive, call 0800-EAT-SHIT.
> I still miss my ex -- but my aim is improving.
> If i wanted too hear from an arsehole, i'd fart.
> Keep honking -- im reloading.
> Horn broke -- watch for the finger.
> Lost your cat? Try looking under my tyres.
> I am trying to see things from your perspective, but i cant get my head that far up my arse.
> Smile if you aren't wearing any underwear =)
> Save a tree -- eat a beaver. LOL

{/edit}

{edit edit}
stole from louise =) & i just copied and pasted, i didnt do the green colours

Time started: 3:23PM
Full Name: Jessica Tran 
Nickname: Jess, Hippy
Single or Taken: taken
Sex: female
Birthday: 01-06-1993
Sign: gemini!
Siblings: two younger sisters
Eye colour: Brown
Shoe size: 5 6 7?
Height: 159cm i think 
Innie or Outie: innie bellybutton
What are you wearing right now: PJs
Where do you live: Mars
Righty or lefty: righty
Any pets: nada
Can you make a euro in change right now: huh?!


Relationship

How many close friends have you?: 3?
Do you have a bf or gf? im a girl =)

Fashion Stuff

What is your fav place to shop: uhmmm anywhere? markets! 
Favorite kind of pants: 3/4?

Faves

Colour: yellow
Number: 0
Subject in school: no idea. cant wait for drama next year though =)
Animal: llamas? 
Drink: honeydew milk tea with pealrs
Sport: skipping!
Veggie: chips
Fast-Food: kebabs =)
Band: No doubt 
Movie: Million Dollar Baby, Elizabethtown, Walk the line, Napoleon Dynamite, The Notebook, Shopgirl, I am Sam, Titanic, Domino and the list goes on..
Juice: honeydew?
Finger: the rude finger 
Breakfast: hash browns =)
Perfume: anna suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Favorite cartoon character: that dude

Have You Ever

Given anyone a bath: nope. wait mr chocolate? does he count?
Smoked: nope
Bungee: nope
Made yourself throw-up: kinda
Gone skinny dipping: not yet =)
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: lol yup 
Eaten a dog biscuit: nope
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: nope
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: dunno
Broken a bone: nope
Played truth or dare: yup
Been in a physical fight: nope
Been in a police car: nope
Been on a plane: yup
Come close to dying: maybe
Been in a sauna: nope
Been in a hot tub: nope
Swam in the ocean: nope?
Fallen asleep in school: yup
Ran away?: Nope
Broken someone's heart: dunno
Cried when someone died: yes. i cried when trey died. i hate trey. it was just so emotional =( 
Flashed someone: yes T___T
Cried in school: .. yes
Fell off your chair: countless times 
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: nope
Saved MSN conversations: chatlogs?
Saved e-mails: yup
Fallen for your best friend?: nope
Made out with JUST a friend?: nope
Used someone: yup
Been cheated on? nope
Done something you regret?: yup

First Thing That Comes In Mind

Red: balloons
Blue: bums
Autumn: maplestory
Cow: hi5
Greenland: iceland

What Is

Your good luck charm: mr chocolate =)
Best song you ever heard: dunno
Stupidest thing you have ever done: got my hair tangled in my brush 
Whats your room like: clean
Last thing you said: im singing along to hi5 right now =)
What is beside you: mr chocolate.
Last thing you ate: bread"
What kind of shampoo do you use?: pantene
Something that has happened to you this year: i ate bread
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: cant remember

Have You Ever Had

Chicken pox: no
Sore Throat: no
Stiches: nope
Broken nose: no
Believe in love at first sight: kinda
Like picnics: yup
Like school: sometimes
What schools have you gone to: SHS, yagoona public, fairfield something, revesby public, some pre school where a guy chewed my ear


Would You

Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: eew!
Go to a hanson consert if you had a free ticket: no
Kill someone you didn't know for $15 billion dollars: no
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: everyone!
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: eventually yes
What makes you laugh the most?: napoleon dynamite. gosh! 
Who was the last person you touched?: me? 
You yelled at: jennifer&catherine 
Who broke your heart: dunno
Who is your loudest friend: dunno

Do You / Are You

Do you like filling these out: totally
Do you wear contacts or glasses? nope
Do you like yourself: yup. self love is important 
Do you get along with your family: sometimes
Do you do drugs: nope
Have piercings below the waist?: nope.
Stolen anything over $50: nope
Obsessive?: yup
Compulsive?: nope
Depressed?: nope
Suicidal?:nope

Final Questions

What are you listening to right now?: nothing
How many buddies are on your list: 74+93=? you do the maths. i cant be bothered
What did you do yesterday: not bothered to recount every last detail
Got any awards from school? yup
What car do you wish to have?: none
Where do you want to get married: venice
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: i'd want me to be smarter
Good diver: nope
Good actor: nope
Good dancer: nope
Good Singer: nope
Have a lava lamp: yup. i broke it >=] 
How many remote controls are in your house?: 1,2,3 ...7
Are you double jointed: nope
What do you dream about: anything and everything 
Last time you showered: yesterday
Last time you took a bath: i wish 
Sun or Rain: warm rain 
Scary or happy movies: happy
Chocolate or white milk: chocolate
Vanilla or chocolate icecream: Chocolate
Skiing or Boarding: i dont know how to board or ski
Summer or winter: summer
Silver or Gold: gold
Diamond or pearl: pearl
Sunset or Sunrise: sunrise
Sprite or 7up: hate 'em both
Pants or shorts: depends on weather
Orange juice or apple juice: hate apple
Cats or dogs: hamsters
Coffee or tea: hate coffee 
Phone or text: phone
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: me? im oldest
Indoor or outdoor: outdoor
End Time: 3:39PM =) didnt take me long

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whats happened so far : a magpie tried to steal a coathanger. LOL

{edit} well i just came back from shopping. Me, dad, Jennfier & Catherine. Mum was, and still is at work, and we only went 'cause we were bored ^^'' aaaah sales EVERYWHERE! And Dotti's opened too =O Its so pretty. Everywhere you look theres clothes in blue, red and white. I think they have a sailor theme or something. Well i'll just copy this thing from "even more of the world's very best emails" (a book)

HOW TO WRITE A UNIVERSITY ESSAY:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chari in a well-lit place in front of your computer.
2. Check your e-mail.
3. Read the assignment carefully, to make sure you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your e-mail.
6. Phone a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to the caf and grab a hot chocolate. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chari in a clean, well-lit place.
7a. If your room is not clean, take out the rubbish and vacuum first.
8. Read the assignment again to make absolutely sure you understand it.
9. Check your e-mail.
10. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
11. Check your e-mail.
12. Computer chat with one of your friends about the future (i.e. your holiday plans)
13. Check your e-mail.
14. Phone your friend and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your tutor, the course, the university or the world at large.
15. Walk to the shop and buy chewing gum. You've probably run out.
16. While you've got the gun, you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
17. Check your e-mail.
18. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
19. Play some solitaire.
20. Check out bored.com.
21. Wash your hands.
22. Phone another friend to see how much they've done - they probably haven't started either.
23. Look through your flatmates photo album.  Ask who everyone is.
24. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
25. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
26. Check your e-mail.
27. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that Windows is crashing on schedule.
28. Read the assignment one more time, just for the hell of it.
29. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
30. Lie down on the floor and moan - LOL.
31. Punch the wall and break something.
32. Check your e-mail.
33. Mumble obscenities.
34.At 5am start panic=writing withouut stopping. At 6am the essay is finished.
35. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid essay.
36. Go to your lecture, hand in the essay, and leave straight away so you can go home and sleep.

I type up all that =') {/edit}

I think i had things to add to my wishlist but i cant remember what the hell it was T____T and "Name" who are you? o_O Anyway, i have a pimple on the middle of my nose!! =( and it looks HORRIBLE. I need to get pimple cream. Probably that one from the body shop. "The Body Shop tea tree oil blemish stick" =) $9.95 i think...well anyway my earphones broke. OH YEAH. I was meant to add earphones to my wishlist. =)

Anddd i went to the library. Dont you hate how you borrow a magazine from the library, and then you find out some loser has cut squares from it, so its no unreadable? >=( Oh and i borroweddddddd The Restaurant at the end of the universe by Douglas Adams. And "Does my head look big in this?" by someone. and the other book was "The rest of the worlds funniest emails" its funny =) Well now this quiz thing i stole from someone ;D

FAVOURITES
Favourite Colour: Yellow =)
Favourite Food: Kebabs
Favourite Song: not sure. The song i like right now the most thouughh issss Serious - Gwen Stefani
Favourite Movie: The Notebook, Domino, Shopgirl, A Walk to remember, Walk the line, Elizabethtown, Million Dollar Baby. Ooh and Zoolander! Im such a movie buff =)
Favourite Sport: Does skipping count as a sport?
Favourite Day of the Week: Friday =)
Favourite Season: Summer all the way =D
Favourite Ice-Cream: turkish delight

CURRENTS
Current Mood: full
Current Taste: saliva?
Current Clothes: tweety pjamas
Current Desktop: pic of family mum put up
Current Toe Nail Colour: nothing?
Current Time: 6:08PM
Current Surroundings: a room?
Current Annoyance: pimple =(
Current Thoughts: when will i buy pimple cream?

FIRSTS
First Best Friend: This girl in kindy, & we both adored the same guy. Aaaw i cant remember her name T___T
First Crush: that dude i crushed on with that girl. WHY CANT I REMEMBER THEIR NAMES?!
First Movie: first movie?! i cant remember =(
First Lie: cant remember ><
First Music: probably some chinese stuff my mum likes?

LASTS
Last Cigarette: never ever trying
Last Drink: water
Last Car Ride: today. that trip to the library
Last Crush: current crush you mean? tim =)
Last Movie: i watched zoolander last night. so funny
Last Phone Call: laura/tim
Last CD Played: uhm i cant remember

HAVE YOU EVER
Have You Ever Dated One of Your Best Friend: nope
Have You Ever Broken the Law: yup =)
Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope
Have You Ever Skinny-Dipped: I WANT TO
Have You Ever been on TV: nope
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Dont Know: nope

THINGS
1 thing You Do When You Are Bored:
- i read magazines =D
2 Things You Can Hear Right Now:
- the simpsons, gwen stefani
3 Things You Did Today:
- talked on the phone, read a magazine, ate lasagne
4 Things You Are Wearing:
- earrings (i took them off for the first time 3 days ago!), tweety PJ top, tweety PJ bottoms, undies

I cant really remember what i did first. I guess i woke up first. Yeah. Then my mum said she had to go to work, so i ate coco pops cereal again. Its just so easy to make and its yummy to eat too. Jumped on computer & made like 3 layouts to submit to blogskins.com -_- They all turned out to be screwed. Mum came home bearing grape flavoured mogu mogu :O ^_____^

Well then i think Joanna's auntie came over, who is mum's close friend, we went banks centro. Wore stripy long sleeved top with a black pleated skirt and opaque tights and my brown sequined flats. oh and my blue jumper too XD we went to big w and i got a new moisturizer (finally!) i got nivea young visage control it moisturizer. then i got chewing gum too :) went outside, looked in melt. omg they had these cute shirt dresses, except they were too big for me =( So then we went to woolworths & I got Dolly. I thought i'd never buy dolly again. but then i just couldnt resist it. i love magazines so much T____T

omg in the woolworths, i saw heaven chocolate but there was this couple in front of it, so i said excuse me and reached and took it, and the woman was like to me "excuse YOU?" as if i just killed her mother or something. i was a bit taken aback, because i said excuse me. So i just said sorry and she goes "you should be" T____T Lol there was this other guy too, he was viet i think, and he was in the fruit section, and he took a mandarin and ate it LOL. nobody was looking but me and he just kept eating the mandarin as he walked away xD

went outside again, went home, mum & joanna's auntie went to do something, dad came home, i skipped for a while, jumped back on the computer, dad suggested we go to the shops again, just this time without joanna's auntie 'cause she went home ages ago. so we went ^^ first went to big W AGAIN xD and we didnt get much. then we went back to woolworths -_- and we got coffee and stuff. Then we went across to the other banks centro & everything was closed! only kmart was open, so we went in kmart, then went straight to church.

after that we went to the renting movie place and i got shopgirl. the movie with claire danes & steve martin & that other dude. Wanted it for ages, but the place only had 2 copies and they were always gone. Oh and i also got the casanova movie poster :) hey does anyone want a Just Like Heaven, north country or the producers poster? I dont want it anymore. well i gtg now. byeee

oh and does anyone know the song with the lyrics like this -

"i was only 17 when she something something, i was only fooling around something something    love changes, changes everything. love makes the rules...."

i tried googling them, but nada

{edit} well i found the SONG! its called love changes everything by climie fisher and and i forgot to blog about OK magazine! I saw it at Big W and it had Gwen Stefani, Gavin rossdale & their new baby boy on the cover. I flicked through it and it had an article on keira knightley too ! I am so getting it later. well bye again. {/edit}

YYAAAAY new layout up :) i know its crap, and i know the stripes dont go all the way to the edge, but whatever. im satisfied for the moment =) Anyway helloooo holidays ;D hope it wont be too boring. Thank you Jimmy & Karen for help. Now i guess im going to go skip around for a bit. Enjoy darlings =D

{edit} well somethings wrong wiht my browser i guess..because i cant see anything on the right side of my blog. Like i can see my entries, but not my calender and everything else. Maybe i deleted it? That means i cant see the tagboard either. Sorry if i dont reply to anything any time soon. If you CAN see the tagboard and stuff, please tell me T____T Either something is seriously screwed up with the codes, or something is seriously screwed up with my browser. >__>

Well anyway my uncle, aunty and their two kids are over for some reason. i think they were bored XD Their son, Jack {only 7 months old!} is SO cute. I picked him up and he started sucking on my sleeve :) Isnt that adorable? Well i ate pho for breakfast. I mean dinner -___- and i ate 3 pieces of yummy homemade pizza for lunch. x) Now i guess im off again. {/edit}

No more school for 2 weeks..yay? Well i think macaroni and cheese is in the microwave so im just going to blog until its ready & i can eat it =D

Came to school, met tim and peter. Oooh the macaroni & cheese smells niiiiice! YAY its done. yummmm =) im back and its so delicious =9 anyway i brang cheerbear today! {to school} & i wore the pink kinky headband with the fluffy poodle on it =D Long time since i last wore it.

First period was music. YAY. last music lesson EVER! WE had to learn the chords and melody and bass part to a song by the beach boys. it was kinda a bludge. it was funny though. kept humming the song to shirley afterwards =)

recess. i finished the journal of mortifying moments. its really good. ^^

second period was ind arts. Finished off our keyrings. and then we went into the comptuer and had..free time!

third period was PE. lisa and phuong were commenting on which way i wore my croptop xD. Ben was crying for some reason. lol all these girls crowded around him to see if he was okay or not & mark pretended to cry -_-

then we were doing netball {it was still PE} & i was goal keeper! my care bear had lots of fun with me =) then in the game of netball, i jumped to get the ball & so did alex {du} and his teeth hit my head, and his braces scraped his gum. >< i just sat there clutching my head saying oh my god over and over again -___- poor alex =(

and then i had to go home..stupid school. They said whenever a student gets a head injury, they HAVE to go home >=( so i missed out on the talent quest finals & i didnt say bye to lots of people.

came home, put casanova on. its really good =) then i read for a bit, rang laura twice, she wasnt home, came online. eating homemade pizza tonight!